{
  "title": "Houseplants — What to Do, What Not to Do, and Why Your Monstera Has Holes",
  "description": "The practical guide to keeping houseplants alive: overwatering (the #1 killer), light myths, drainage, humidity, pests, and the best beginner plants. Plus a deep-dive segment on Monsteras — fenestrations, moss poles, propagation, Thai Constellations, and that fruit that tastes like pineapple-banana.",
  "topic": "houseplants monstera care guide",
  "date": "2026-03-09",
  "voice_map": {"HOST_A": "en-US-EmmaNeural", "HOST_B": "en-GB-RyanNeural"}
}